A fork of Rural Dictionary
a brand new religion stemming back to "illbeats" a video maker on youtube, he made a video called "re:dick in a box" in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box" moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog
"need i say more" "oh yeaahhhh" "kwanzaaaahhhh"
A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.
Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.
A stupid black holiday that is supposed to have an "African" vibe to it. The only problem is that Kwanza was invented in california in the latter half of the 20th century.
Think of Christmas, but instead of Ham, there are baby back ribs.
That other holiday nobody really cares about, because: 1. They're too busy buying things for Christmas or 2. They're too busy complaining about how Chanukah isn't appreciated enough