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ADJ. Used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing.

My mom is so Tebow.

(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent.

Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.

I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?