Country Dictionary

Dirty Old Bastard

Stop leering me, you DOB.

"Dob" (noun) = Weed "to dob" or "to dob up" = to smoke weed "a dobby" = a joint. -inspired by Dobby the house-elf from Harry Potter. The pillow case he wears resembles the paper of a sloppily rolled joint.

Hey man, give your dude a call....we're all out of dob. We'll need to pause the movie to go outside to dob up. I just passed my finals, time to roll a fat dobby!

A common abbreviation for Q'Doba, a popular chain Mexican eatery which serves favorites such as chicken ques, steak burrit, and fajitas

I'm so down for 'dobs...

Dumb Old Bitch

A female that doesn't get it. "Forget her she is nothing more than a DOB"

When someone ask someone when is his/her DOB,it means when is his/her 'date of birth'.

John always like to ask his/her 'date of birth' as DOB because it make everyone puzzle.

Day over bitch.

At 3 pm on a Friday, my director said "the day is young, make some calls"... to which I replied, under my breath of course, "DOB"!

The art of wiping one's pre-seminal fluid (or pre-cum) onto a dates clothing or person without her noticing. Very often a succesful nights dobbing will leave the young lady in question wondering why she smells of wank.

Me and my mates went out dobbing last night, and I got an extra 50 points for making a smiley face!