Country Dictionary

Dirty Old Bastard

Stop leering me, you DOB.

Dumb Old Bitch

A female that doesn't get it. "Forget her she is nothing more than a DOB"

When someone ask someone when is his/her DOB,it means when is his/her 'date of birth'.

John always like to ask his/her 'date of birth' as DOB because it make everyone puzzle.

Day over bitch.

At 3 pm on a Friday, my director said "the day is young, make some calls"... to which I replied, under my breath of course, "DOB"!

Dangerously Obsessive Bumming.

My arsehole is still red raw from that DOB sessions with nessa.

daughter of a bitch; a male would be known as a SOB (son of a bitch). DOB is a word that is most commonly directed towards a female that says something hurtful, idiotic, or just plain mean to another person. (pronounced DEE-OH-BEE)

marissa: haha fran i stole your boyfriend! fran: you DOB! how could you betray me like that?! i thought you were my friend!

Domination On Bano, (Bathroom) It's when you take a huge shit. DOB's must consist of the poopie being a length of 1 1/2 ft. or longer, if the poopies snaps becuase it was so long and couldnt fit down the little hole in the toilet, use it as extra bragging. "Oh yea, my poopie had to cut itself in half so it could go down the toilet." Some more DOB Qualificatons: 1. Numerous Flushes 2. Clogged Toilet 3. Wet Buttcheeks 4. The back of your knees being wet 5. Straining of the neck leading to popped blood vessels Once you have a DOB, you usually call your friends to tell them about your masterpeice. Spread the word of your Domination on the Bano with pride.

Dude: Man, I just had to flush four times so my poopie wouldn't clog the toilet. Dude 2: Nice! DOB! Dude: The only problem was, my buttcheeks got so wet I had to jump in the shower to clean them off. Dude 2: Crazy Sick Yo.