A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?" "Yea she's such a doofus"
That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.
Did you hear about that kid the other day? Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period. 2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night. The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday? B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney. 2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
Dean Gaffney played Robbie Jackson in the popular BBC1 soap Eastenders for a number of years. Recently he is famous for being in a group known as 'the lads'. The lads are known around Bristol for their heavy drinking, womanising and trouble-making.
Dean Gaffney sighed happily as Beppe pulled down his trousers and pants.