Country Dictionary

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!

Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.

That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.

Gaffney actually is a piss spot on the map. The prior entry was indicative of the intellect of one of its residents. BUT they do have the biggest peach in the world.

"Buck White walks to work everyday....from Gaffney to Toccoa"

Spartinburg football sucks go Gaffney.

Gaffney is the best in the Big 16.

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent. (Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.

"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying." "I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"