A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon
an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.
Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.
I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.
A guy who’s dick is huge and is super dom. Likely in some branch of the military. He’s genetically closer to his primate ancestors than the average human, AKA he’s in touch with his inner monkey and has no shame about it. He has extreme opinions on most subjects and probably lacks critical thinking skills, however he makes up for that in the bedroom cause this man is DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING. He’s def into all the freaky shit and fucking him is like making love to a tractor. He’s the type of guy who could fuck another man and it wouldn’t be gay.
“Oh my god sis, Reynold was plowing me so hard last night, he’s a total gorilla”
Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going.
lyrics from "Niggas in Paris": Got my niggas in Paris And they going gorillas, huh! I don't even know what that means No one knows what it means, but it's provocative No it's not, it's gross -- Gets the people going