A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.
I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.
whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!
A chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexaul freak. Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
Man that chick I met at the bible group was a total librarian.
A research and information geek. Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.
Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar. I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.