A fork of Rural Dictionary
to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.
I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.
A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled Person in video: "And there was light." Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies. 2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.
Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored. Me: that is a true honesty caption.
A man with super power to state the obvious.
Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!