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Moisture

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Moistured dad Wet grandad Soaked uncle Saturated aunt Soggy mum Juice covered cousin

by Vonscrunchyplump November 23, 2017

Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

by .mG July 20, 2006

Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

moisturous

juicy for the new era, wet, poppin', fuckable, a hole that needs a pole

girl 1: wtf does moisturous mean??.. azealia banks: it means i'm stealin' ya man wit this juicy tight pussy bye! girl 1: hoe.

by Essie Es August 24, 2018

moisturization

The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which satisfies; being slightly wet; liquid.

Christina was suspicious of her lover's toe licking number but her pussy, peeking from under her skirt commando style, achieved moisturization!

by amzzz February 19, 2008

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 02, 2016