Country Dictionary

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!" Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.

To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc. ..................................................................................

Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow. Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

Full of moisture

This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex. This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?" " Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!" " The slob fucking moisturized my face"