A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush." "We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it? Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!! Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment. screamer,mad shitter
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.
A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!
A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.