A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is attractive/fuckable can be called a ride. Mostly used in Northern Ireland.
Sarah: Will you look at that bloke over there!
Yasmin: Ock, he's a ride, isn't he?
To roll up on someone unannounced and give them a beat down or otherwise fuck them up.
Cornelius: "Dwight sure acted inappropriately at last night's party."
Jose: "For real? What did that motherfucker do, playa?"
Cornelius: "Well, when I was in the other room refilling my apple juice, I believe that he attempted to make sexual advances toward my lady friend."
Jose: "That's just fucked up."
Cornelius: "It is indeed. I must take retaliatory action of some sort."
Jose: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Let's ride on that fool, dogg."
Cornelius: "I concur that doing so would be the most appropriate course of action at this time."
1. A vehicle or mode of transportation. Usually belongs to someone else.
2. A sexual position when the female is on top and the male is prone on his back.
3. A sexually desirable male from a female point of view.
1. Let's use jesse's ride. It's got room and an a/c.
2. We had sex all night honey. You'll have to ride me now, i'm beat.
3. Look at him sarah! He's a ride!