Country Dictionary

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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.

The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.

by Solid Mantis November 02, 2020

Wedding ring fetish

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.

When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.

by Nath_Light May 13, 2019

californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 08, 2019

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married. Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring. Floot: wow how many karats is it? Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

Silver wedding ring

Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:

A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.

by Annamay November 18, 2018

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 07, 2020