A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.
Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.
Not only a boss ass drink, but a boss ass person. This person don't take nothing from the haters and she stay keeping it real.
Goon: Im a beast, get at me. Lil Wayne: Hes a beast, hes a dog, hes a muthafukin problem. Ok your a goon but what's a goon to a GREEN goblin!! Goon: Fuck, you got this one bro.
Someone who refuses to share their weed and let their friends take a hit.
Damn, John won't let me take a hit, he's such a green goblin.
When one is very intoxicated and having sex, pukes all over their mate - and keeps going.
"Dude we were so trashed last night, I gave her a green goblin." "You puked on her and kept going??" "Hell yeah. I wasn't about to stop!" "Awsome."
A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man
You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!" dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!" you: wtf!
it is similar to the blue waffle except it is green. usually discovered when the dude removes his condom and there is a green puss covering it. it is unclear to tell if a girl is the green goblin unless you have sex with her and you discover the green ooze.
did you here that Liv is the green goblin?