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Stumblies

When you are so drunk you are unable to maintain balance, leading you to stumble around. However, you are completely consciously aware of you're lack of balance, but cannot control it.

James: "I don't think I can stand up straight. I do indeed believe I have the stumblies."

by Mack MC July 16, 2016

Stumble

A random online search tool that only fags use.

Casey: Hey I think you would like Stumble.

X: Nah, only fags use Stumble

by TheSaviG May 03, 2011

stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.

John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.

by JoshM February 06, 2006

Stumbled On

A subtle way for a Hoe to say she fucked a guy accidentally on purpose.

Abby stumbled on five guys on Saturday night included two mounted police officers.

by OPB April 25, 2019

Stumbles

A nickname given to Lindsay "Linz" McDougall, after her first time smoking weed. Because she couldn’t walk and kept "stumbling".

Did you hear from Stumbles today?

by Linz McDougall November 02, 2004

Stumble puff

A transient doper stumbling through the area looking for free drugs.

Me: hey, what is that stumble puff doing?
You: looking for a free puff, duh!

by QueenyOmygodess April 01, 2017

Stumble guys

When a boy is flirting with a woman through the use of a video game

“Hey Kristina. You trynna hop on stumble guys?”
“Fuck no”

by CharliemcdookieNickle May 08, 2022