Country Dictionary

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tornado

a violent destructive whirling wind accompanied by a funnel shaped cloud that progresses in a narrow path over the land taking out everything in its path.

A tornado tore through Johnny's village and destroyed it in 30 seconds.

by rome clone November 12, 2004

Tornado

A variation on a deep throat blowjob, wherein the giver takes not only the entire penis, but the scrotum into her mouth, and simultaneously licks the anus.

I was going to break up with her, but after she gave me a tornado, I forgot how ugly she is, and the fact that she's sleeping with most of my friends.

by lapd.pc November 08, 2012

Tornado

Well, a REAL tornado is a funnel of air which decends from the clouds, (Most likely to be Cumonolibious) and reaches the ground, destroying anything in it's path. A tornado useally lasts for 15-20 minutes, with wind speeds up to 300mph! On the 3rd April an outstanding 24 tornadoes occured in Tornado Ally. (Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Texas) The tornado season starts from around April to August. Beware!

There was a tornado (Also known as a twister, cyclone or even mistakenly called a hurricane) in The Wizard of Oz, starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale. The film was made in 1939. There are several tornado films too such as, Atomic Twister, Tornado, Twister, Night of the Twisters and Tornadoes - we hardly Knew Ye. There was an episode about tornadoes in Eerie Indiana.

by Barney Leigh April 07, 2005

Tornado

A tall cloud thingy that spins and destroys stuff

Ah, a tornado? Just an average Tuesday evening here in Texas!

by Nerdyguy40 June 07, 2023

Tornado

Zorro's horse. Sometimes called Toronado, a less badass name.

Hey... you! Uh... Horse! -Antonio Banderas in "The Mask of Zorro"

by Ssonic November 02, 2004

tornado

A scary thing that gets rid of mobile home parks

Man that tornado flatten that eyesore

by jade101b October 13, 2014

tornado

A sex move that Chef uses after luring girls into the brown dragon. Afterwards the girl's head is spinning with bliss.

The Chef gave her the Tornado and it knocked her socks off.

by Chef's Fan Club September 25, 2006