A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)
To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.
I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.
To masturbate oneself or another
I'm going to tossing my salad now
a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.
hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?
Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag
Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night
When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad
I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.
licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!