A fork of Rural Dictionary
twp is commonly used to signify "typical white person," however there is a method to utilize this acronym as a confess phrase. "t" is the fifth letter on the phone keypad, "w" is the second, and "p" is the tenth letter or represented by a 0; if we add these three numbers, we get 520; you could think that's a regular number, but in China, this number or these three digits have a particular meaning: "I LOVE YOU." So, if you secretly love someone, add this to their contact information.
crush: what does "twp" means? and why is that next to my name? you: dont worry, its just a secret way to love you
(Short for "Texting While Pooping") 1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping. 2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.
(In a text conversation) Sally: "Can I call u?" John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP." Sally: "Ur fucking gross."
Turkish Water Pipe - very old school bong.
Good Work. This next hit from the TWP is for you.
"The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity, but that she is a typical white person (TWP). If she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know (pause) there's a reaction in her that doesn't go away and it comes out in the wrong way." - Barack Obama