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twp

A Welsh word (especially valleys)meaning "stupid" or "dull" in the extreme.

Mike drove through the coal drenched miners town with his hands covering his ears. Through the skin on his palms he could hear the screams and jeers of the young girls: "Mikey boy, you're twp as fuck!". It was time to move on.

by Jay Densley January 15, 2003

twp

twp is commonly used to signify "typical white person," however there is a method to utilize this acronym as a confess phrase. "t" is the fifth letter on the phone keypad, "w" is the second, and "p" is the tenth letter or represented by a 0; if we add these three numbers, we get 520; you could think that's a regular number, but in China, this number or these three digits have a particular meaning: "I LOVE YOU." So, if you secretly love someone, add this to their contact information.

crush: what does "twp" means? and why is that next to my name? you: dont worry, its just a secret way to love you

by Cowan john February 09, 2023

twp

Turkish Water Pipe - very old school bong.

Good Work. This next hit from the TWP is for you.

by kyroslivanos July 06, 2013

twp

Short for Tight White Pussy

Black men love them some twp.

by thatwhitebitch November 19, 2010

twp

Texting Whilest Pooping/Peeing Tweeting Whilest Pooping/Peeing

Guy 1: Dude get out to the car we're gonna be late Guy 2: TWP Guy 1: Ughhhh

by kwilliams__ February 01, 2011