A fork of Rural Dictionary
person: today is thursday. you: ur face is thursday person: DONT QUESTION ME! you: ur face is thursday and questions its self person: ... you: UR FACE IS A ... person: **** you:UR FACE IS A **** PERSON: ... you:...PERSON: ... you:...PERSON: ... you:...PERSON: ... you:... person: im hungry you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
ur face is a pinaple
Can be traced back to the 1860s. An extremely derogatory term used to project your privilege on others. It's also used as a slur to minorities and has driven many to insanity over the weight of the term.
Lady: Please ma'am can I have a single quarter. You took the rest of my money from me and my child is sick Horrible human being: ur face is sick you dirty monkey. Horrible person: Ur face President: I will use all my power to give you the death penalty
A comeback that people use when they have run out of good ideas for a GOOD comeback.
Person 1: Dude! where were you last night? you smell like rotten eggs! Person 2: Umm... UR FACE!
An absolute terror of a comeback that destroys any argument with nuclear explosions, both hypothetical and real. The power level of this phrase trumps even that of the ancient "no u", for the opponent's opinion is left in limbo and their existence is made a lie. Use only in emergencies or when attempting to end a "no u" war.
Jeff: ur mom gay Mike: no u Jeff: no u Mike: haha ur face *Jeff explodes in an instant and is sent to hell, where Satan himself summons him and utters the phrase "ur family tree LGBT", causing Jeff's pain to multiply exponentially as he is spun in a circle as a bunch of gay people slap his ass and continue to pelt "ur mom gay" at him
The usual come back if someone calls you gay.
George: Man ur gay. James: Ur face is gay.
The act of missing a persons smile or the look they give u when they walk into a room