A fork of Rural Dictionary
An insult that comes in handy when you want to be funny but aren't creative what so ever. Use this classic joke to get the girl.
Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay
Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no
Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay
Basically ur mom gay but it's inflicted on the opponent themself. Probably one of the most dangerous insults you can use. Strong enough for your opponent to get stage 4 lung cancer. Use at extreme times. Use with caution.
Friend: Guess what
You: What?
Friend: Ur adopted lol
You: Ur gay lol
friend: *Gets lung cancer*
Friend: *Fights long and hard*
You: Cmon buddy, you can't give up on me now!
Friend: *In a weak raspy voice* I-I-I'm sorry, goodbye.
Friend: *dies of death disease*
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: won the battle though *Troll Face*
When someone hits you up with that “Ur mom gay” you must counter-attack with “Ur Gay is Mom”
Works 100% of the time
Guy: Lel ur mom gay
Kid: Ur Gay is mom
Guy: Evaporates into nothing
When you accidentally let go of shift in a discord argument when you were 11
Ghostiexx: uwu
JohannLionHeart: ur gay!!1111111
If u really just typed that for whatever reason u have big gay
Wassup Jose #vro if U typed this ur gay
Probably one of the most hurtful insults that can cross your tongue. Used only in extreme circumstances to completely obliterate the other person.
Person 1: “I just stole your memes.”
Person 2: “well ur mum gay.”
Person 1: *dies*