A fork of Rural Dictionary
How to destroy anyone. Even worse than ur ganny tranny or ur dad lesbian.
Sam: Your gay Joe: no u Sam: ur mom gay Joe:ur dad lesbian Sam: ur granny tranny Joe: ur grandpap a trap Sam: *head explodes*
the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay John: ur dad lesbian Tom: ur granny tranny John: ur grandpap a trap World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
the ultimate roast, but if they say no u then the whole world will collapse under everyone's feet. But then, you say no u squared and spawn the infinity gauntlet to end the battle once and for all
Nibba: Hehehe Ur Grandpap a Trap nibba getting roasted: no u nibba:no u squared also nibba: *Snaps*
This weapon like comeback is the most dangerous and sinister force the entire universe knows.
Victim: ur mum gay You: ur dad lesbian Victim: ur nanny tranny You: dont underestimate my true omnipotent powers... Victim: *shudders as a cold, harsh breeze tickles down his neck* You wouldn't! You Ur Grandpap Trap *Victim turns into goop and the ground underneath you sinks*
Next best thing after “ur granny tranny” Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.
Bill: ur granny tranny Bob: don’t make me do it Bill: DO IT PUSSY Bob: Ur grandpap trap *Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.
The all time best roast ever said
Tim: ur mom gay Me: ur grandpap a trap Tim:(dies)
The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.
Fred: Ur Mom gay. Ted: Ur Dad lesbian. Fred: Ur Granny Tranny. Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap. Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*