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U·we
pl. U·wes

1. A person who is so incredibly inept at his or her craft, but blindly and madly continues to produce, despite the pleas of many around him. Defying all odds and logic, often a Uwe will surround him or herself with incredible talent and funding.

2. A situation describing a person of that inclincation. (ie. pulling a Uwe)

Origins: Middle English, from Old English (Uwe Boll - the horrendously untalented hack German film director) See uwe- in Indo-European Roots.

Person #1: Oh God, is your sister still making those awful homemade denim platform shoes with the tassels and beads and sequins?

Person #2: Yeah, all her friends keep telling her to stop making the shoes because they're so ugly but somehow she gets money from it.

Person #1: Wow, she's totally pulling a Uwe.

Abbrevation for unwavering exaggerator. Someone who shows off shamelessly while adorning himself with borrowed plumes. An insufferable loudmouth.

"If my neighbour keeps talking shit, I'm gonna go get my KATANA!" - "Man, you wont do shit. Don't be such an UWE"
"I was actually the first doing this!" - "You weren't even born at that time you bloody UWE"

The nemesis to Bristol University Rowing club.

Jim: "What happened today Bob... we got our arses kicked!!??"

Bob: "We were UWE'd Jim... properly UWE'd."

german rude-word, which stands for: a man with an incredibly small penis

Uwe Seler is the best example for an UWE.

In irc chat, uw means "you are welcome"

n00b: excuse me, i need the new version of h4x0r s0ftw4r3 ... where can i download it?
h4x0r: www.google.com
n00b: k thx! nice website!
h4x0r: np, uw

The Univercity of the West Of England. A top UK educational establishment in Bristol UK where Alan Mcdade first learnt the urban planning principles that gave rise to Mcdadeism.

The main UWE campus is at Filton in the North of Bristol.

1. Nickname; University of Washington, Seattle.

2. Bunch of punk bitches. Bag cougars' groceries at numerous Quality Food Centers. Also engage in janitorial work at Fred Meyer.

Despite earning a number 1 seed in to the NCAA tournament, the UW basketball team biffed it hard and was destroyed in the third round.

UW grads clean them floors good!

WSU 28, UW 25.