A fork of Rural Dictionary
german rude-word, which stands for: a man with an incredibly small penis
Uwe Seler is the best example for an UWE.
the last man alive
By the way, pronounciation is Ooh-Vuh
"It sure is quiet 'round here. I guess that I, Uwe, am the last man alive."
"No, you're not! Watch this!" says Jake as he smashes Uwe's head in.
"Now I am the last man alive!" says Jake!
BUt BAM Uwe is not really dead and dismembers Jake, eating him in little (pronounced with a British accent)) pieces.
"Miss Beautiful, you still remain! We shall be little critters together for ever, and it will be cute, yes?"
And is was so. So it goes.
1. to be unemployable. 2. to be a liability too yourself and other around. 3. to have an inhability to properly walk or socialise with others.
that new guy they employed to work on the edgebander is a real uwe.
That new guy just tripped up on a chicken bone twice, what an uwe.
He just walked and put his head in my soup, what a uwe.
For use in the NYC Metropolitan area; Manhattan specifically. It means Upper West Side (of Manhattan.)
That night spot I mentioned is situated near 86th street and Columbus Ave on the UWS.
Man: Hey when is the train coming? Girl: 3:50 Man: Thank you. Girl: uw (as in not in real life its an example people in texting)