Country Dictionary

dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

Kick a Valdemar day

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.

"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"