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The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun
Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.
....And there are no horses...
Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."
The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
Water polo players would kick football players ass.
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
Water polo is for the mentally unstable.
A game played in the a 30M pool with one goalie and 6 players. A mixture of wrestling, soccer and football. Above the water there are rules but below the water the moto is "anything the official doesn't see... is legal". One Must be tough for Water Polo.
Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls
Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys
Guy 1: Are you going to watch the Girls Water polo game tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! It's girls wrestling in water! Whats not to like?!?!?!?
The hardest and best sport in the world.
Period.
End of sentence.
If water polo was easy, it would be called football.
NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.
The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.
Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.
Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?
Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)
2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players