A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl's breast is larger than the other.
Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.
Tommy: What are you up to tonight? Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!
when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack
i got a lopsided slummy
The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.
I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.
A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.
1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika" 2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"