Country Dictionary

Something you don't where with black shoes.

You know Jim has no class even though he was dressed up because he still had white socks on.

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.

A slur for white people, referring to how their pasty little footsies

Man that’s why you crackers are always wearing white socks

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.

My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!