A fork of Rural Dictionary
Metallic bowl-shaped pan used for cooking. The word is of Cantonese origin, since Mandarin words never end in p,t,k, whereas Cantonese words can. Used in the names of many Chinese restaurants in order to attract the attention of customers. i.e. A Wok to Remember, Wok King
Since I like to cook Chinese food, my cabinet is crammed with woks.
the red toilet seat shaped mark on the ass when a person, usually someone suffering with irratable bowel syndrome, sits on the toilet for so long.
man: up for some cheeky bum sex?
woman: no sorry, ive got a wok
Wok or Woks. derogitory term for a person of asian decent. Particularly directed at Chinese. Also used to describe the driving patterns of Asians.
"That stupid ass WOK can't drive."
When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay