Country Dictionary

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weenering

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

by Rusty504 March 01, 2006

weener

A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.

Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.

by Brian Harvey November 10, 2005

weener

Someone with a small dick.

Look that guys a weener! too rite!

by balthazar03 April 19, 2004

weener

A term used by immigrants who speak minimal english in reference to those who cross the U.S.border first.

"Jose crossed the border before la migra caught the rest of us.He's a 'WEENER' !

by Jeff8A November 25, 2007

weener

Benjy Tom Thomasson (Swedish Love God0

Hey Weener, found it yet?

by GOG January 03, 2005

weener

a small rodent that has the speed of a cheetah and the flair of a wombat.

the thunders cats

by Adam Scott-Gobin March 11, 2003

weener

It couldnt b any more simple...no man has a smaller manhood thn him... Miles Robinson

jus look down his pants..omfg! ahahahaha! pmsfl! u got a magnifying glass to hand?! Hes such a weener

by s August 05, 2004