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the Whitehead

The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.

I love giving Steph the Whitehead.

by modernman March 25, 2007

whitehead

An old person. Characterized by their white hair and lack of driving skills.

Driver: It sure is a beutiful day.

Passenger: Holy shit, watch out for that whitehead!!

Driver: -swerves to avoid head-on collision- Thanks man. That old fucker almost killed us.

by RacialSupremecy March 12, 2006

whitehead

What a penis tip looks like right after the guy cums.

He pulled out right before he came and sat back as she watched his whitehead.

by zooone9243 July 11, 2011

Sam Whitehead

SLENDER BENDER

Sam Whitehead is a SLENDER BENDER who deepthroats little kids

by James&Dibs June 25, 2021

Sam Whitehead

sam whitehead is gay who walks around with a gay pride flag looking to nonce on any emos who slit their wrists

Sam Whitehead hid the emos in basement today

by James&Dibs June 25, 2021

Caleb Whitehead

always Super super high, great music taste
a real one

everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰

Woah look there’s Caleb Whitehead!

Yeah man he’s tremendously cool.

by adrqiz January 14, 2022

Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 08, 2019