A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.
A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.
Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page.
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"
n 1. A permanent white mark, generally upon one's head, that indicates the status of "leader of ritual sacrifices" in a literary cult.
v 2. To create the white mark refered to in definition 1.
v 3. To inflict a meaningless white mark upon another's head.
v 4. To beat someone over the head with a coconut until their head turns white.
1. I thought that Sheila was a normal girl, until I spotted the whitehead she kept covered under her bandana.
2. As Silvia cast the sacrificial goat into the fiery volcano, the chief of the Hawthorne Literary Cult whiteheaded her.
3. Badfield, the most rowdy child in Mrs. Lit's first grade class, was known for rubbing chalk dust over his hands, and then whiteheading other children.
4. Sweety and Tweety became so sick of each other after being stuck on a deserted island together for seventy-three years that they whiteheaded each other, and were jubilant all the while.
Verb: To inflict a difficult writing assignment upon.
"Like, this sucks. I just got Whiteheaded with a five-page essay on mirror imagery in The Scarlet Letter."
Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.
"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism