A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with
Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy
He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again
How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf
Wilf is a walking disaster area
Wheelchair user id like to fuck
Was visiting my grandad at the nursing home the other day and i saw a few wilfs
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.
Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .
Olivia: "Have you seen Luke around?"
Jess: "Nah, he's a bit of a wilf."
Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...
the list goes on!
Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!
What was I Looking For?
Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.
This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.