A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.
As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.
A professional biker and allstar human being with an incessant drive to hurry up and get to the next destination. Quickly sets a perfect example to be followed by all. A godking of men.
Holy shit! Honey, did you see that whizzer fly by with a bad bitch on the back? Had to be going 244 mph! What a sexy mofo!
Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.
Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!
An amazing man who has suffered death
“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”
When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.
I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer