Country Dictionary

A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.

Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.

A child's favorite blanket. Often containing a nylon fringe or border.

Most kids brought a sleeping bag to camp but I took my woobie.
Linus always carries his woobie around.

(noun) Security blanket, teddy bear, or any physical item (for children) or emotional feeling (for adults) that gives you that safe, fuzzy, warm aura.

Little Billy is just so Goddamn cranky without his wooby.

A softie who hides behind a callous exterior.

1) If you dig under all that bravado, he's just a big woobie.

cutting a hole into a inanimate object to

1. insert weewee
2. to go #2 in wooby object
3. to straight up yomp your way into a relationship with your wooby
(or you might simply say it because sound like booby)

Jack: "Mom, I can't find my poopy wooby! I put it under my bed but it must have escaped!"

Something or someone that makes you want to hug him/it/her, or is cute in a sad way.

I cant stand it when he cries, he is SUCH a woobie!

in the united states military, classified as LINER, WET WEATHER, PONCHO, the Woobie was introduced first during Vietnam as the inner liner for the poncho, where the poncho could keep troops dry, and the liner could keep out the cold. It became such a hit though, that somehow it came to be called the Woobie out of endearment.

Maybe named for the mashup of the words "would be", maybe named for the safety blanket in the movie Mr. Mom (the young boy calls his blanket Woobie), the world may never know.....

"Don't forget your poncho liner, you Woobie (would be) cold without it."