A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To yeet without causing a change in the location of the subject or object. Rarely used with a negative connotation, but to do so is permitted.
2. An affirmation. Similar in sound and meaning to "yep", but significantly more powerful.
3. To wholly devour with astonishing speed, similar to the way Kirby eats.
It is important to note that using more than one of these definitions in the same conversation is incredibly confusing.
1. "Oh, fuck, dude, I really yomped that test"
2. "Yomp, me too"
3. "Hey, let's meet up later, though. You can yomp a cheesecake; it'll cheer you up"
1. (v) The act of thinking very philosophically about something e.g. "Is the glass half empty or half full".
2. (v) The military word describing a fast, long distance march carrying full kit.
3. (v) The act of declaring one's presence.
"/me yomps"
1. When one person opens there can of smokeless tobacco and inserts a fatty in there lip.
2. Skoal or other kinds of dip
1. OMFG dude, today sucked soo bad. I need a fat yomp.
2. Hey man lets run to the store and get a yomp.