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zinger

An unexpected boner.

Man that foxy bit of skirt over there just sent up a zinger in my pants.

by snoozeyalooze June 27, 2014

zinger

A finger slipped into the anus during oral sex to provide extra stimulation.

"I ate her pussy for at least an hour, but she didn't get off until I gave her a zinger."

by Tony Pavich December 04, 2005

zinger

to zing somebody, make a crude insult.

genevieve- that was a zinger

zinger

from the latin zingus, used after an especially bad joke has been told, with the teller of the joke yelling "zinger" with an emphasis on the letter "z". This is usually punctuated by the joke teller then making double fist guns and waving them at the subject of the joke, such as Shooter McGavin does in the movie Happy Gilmore.

{bad joke has been told} teller then yells ZINGER!!

by Nick January 20, 2004

zinger

Derogatory slang term for Cajuns - people who live or lived in or around Louisiana. Etymology unknown, possibly related to the perception of loud, caustic behavior, similar to the use of zinger to describe verbal or written insults.

I think those damn zingers stole all my Heinken! AND my hot sauce!

by Gryph December 07, 2010

Zinger

A very nice tasting burger, sold in KFC and KES. what most guys have for their lunch. Outrage over the high cost >_<

Dick: gettin a ZINGER!? Jesus: Ye im gettin a ZINGER, gettin a ZINGER!? Dick: Ye ZINGER Jesus: ZINGER Dick: ZINGER Jesus: ZINGER

by i <3 June 17, 2008

The Zinger

While having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, ejaculate inside of her. Afterwards, pull out and have her suck the reddish cream off of your penis. It slightly resembles the popular "Zinger" snack cake. Also, if you do this procedure to a midget, its called a Strawberry Shortcake.

"Remember that chick from the club Friday night? I took her home and gave her The Zinger!"

by Shilly Dilly November 16, 2009