A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of "taking your talents to the solo stage," typically accompanied by a mix of concentration, escapism, and an overactive imagination. Often performed with the grace of a confused octopus conducting an invisible orchestra.
Also known as masturbation
Oh no Jakey Wakey was Zoodling in his mother's bedroom
watching porn while eating noodles
Brad: HEY DUDE
MAN: WHAT???
Brad: im eating, and porning. im ZOODLING