A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of going down on a black woman with blue waffle disease.
Why would you Darren that nasty bitch?
A middle-aged man, who thinks he can control the lives of other people because he said so.
"You better not. Come on..."
-Some Darren
"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren
"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren
Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.
James: your such a darren!
D-Mully: lololololololololo
Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.
Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren
1. To be of original swagger and poise.
2. Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him.
3. That dude.
1. John is good guy, he's a total Darren.
2. Mike straight Darrened that dude in the fight.
3. Darren.
True Meaning A very funny person that tells crazy jokes. He has a strong relationship with his love one (girlfriend) and willing to do anything for her. He is also known for his excellent sex performence and unforgiveable sex moments.
That boy has a real darren to his girlfriend.