A fork of Rural Dictionary
A species not yet identified. Positive characteristics shine in this individual yet most would beg to differ. This species has mastered the art of speech, ambiguously correct and determined to poke holes in the brain of the person conversing with him . Your own sanity is in peril; if you can not repair the holes. Prior experience with this strange being is highly recommended. PHD in Peppering master of the seasoning usually resulting in cooking ... mutton imported from NZ roasting on the barby is a speciality. Peppa pig is watching you dazza. Really tho darren you are a bloody top bloke !!! Representing all sectors of freewill , no straps is all I have to say. Darren is a brother from another mother if you have a darren you know how special it is
You been with darren !! Need some salt bro
a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren" "don't be such a darren about it"
The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.
You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.
darren is one of the best people you will ever meet. he is the sweetest, most kind, funniest caring guy to be with. he will do anything out of his way just to make you smile. darren has lots of compassion, generosity and is very thoughtful. darren's appearance has many good features all around. he is very sexy, handsome, cute, pretty and overall very beautiful. no doubt your eyes will be blessed. (angel music plays) you will not be able to keep your eyes off of darren after seeing him for the first time; being obsessed. he will takeover your whole mind and you will start to have no control over your thoughts since it is him and only him in your mind after meeting this boy. you will quickly start to realize that he is your favourite person and you cannot imagine a life without him. he is overall an amazing person with a beautiful soul that you will always have a special place in your heart. darren is a person you will very much love without any hesitation.
darren is my very beautiful boyfriend