A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclimation meant to represent the sound of a kitten. It is often followed by Japanese-styled emoticons to help exemplify the feeling.
Mew mew mew! ^.^
Mewwwwwwwwwwwww... T_T
Mew?
The best damn pokemon in existence. Pink, compact and rather adorable, this pokemon is the only reason why anyone still plays the game. He's a master of mind-games and being one of the hardest Pokemon to catch (which 1is worth it because he can use any move!)
OMG! It's aboutntime Nintendo frickin' made a frickin' Mew Event *in America!*
I know, Japan gets *everything!*
Mew means you want someone to fuck you against the wall all night long.
Usually said in group chats and when no one really knows what it means
*in chat with someone*
"(some kind of funny thing)"
"Omg! That is hilarious! XD"
*five minutes later*
"Mew"
Mewing is the the practice of using proper tongue posture to improve facial beauty and fix malocclusion of the teeth. The term ‘Mewing’ is a play off of Mike Mew’s name aka God, the man credited for spreading the good knowledge of the tropic premise. The tropic premise consists of having teeth together, lips together, and tongue on the roof of the mouth. Only through the use of all three, one can rise up out the ashes of lonely inceldom and move closer to chadliness.
Mirer: „How‘d you get such a good looking face?“
Chad: „I‘ve been mewing for one year bro.“
Past tense of "mow."
Person 1: "Will you mow the lawn?"
Person 2: "No, I already mew it."