A fork of Rural Dictionary
Morticia Addams is the kind and caring wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Puglsey and if you have seen Family Values, Pubert Addams. Morticia and Gomez are deeply in love with each other and have a happy and loving relationship.
Morticia Addams: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...
Debbie: What?
Morticia Addams: ...Pastels?
A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber obsessed with the Mini Cooper S. Very aggressive driver and is known for wrecking his Mini.
What is that rolling along the road, did something fall off a truck, no wait its addam in his Mini.
ADDAM's, a created acronym meaning "All double D's and more". A way of covertly describing a woman or girl who has substantially large breasts and a particularly nice body/ physique. Typically a woman who's considered very attractive.
Person A: Dude, did you see that one girl walk by at the beach?
Person B: Yeah man, shes hot.
Person A: Yeah totally, shes an ADDAM's girl.
A STUPID OVERRATED NETFLIX CASH COW THAT IS WORSE THAN STRANGER THINGS!!
Idiot: have u seen the new trailer to Wednesday Addams?!
Gigachad: Nope, it’s another overrated Netflix cash cow
thing is a intelligent hand and sometimes sensitive, but has makeup tutorials with Enid Sanclair, helps Wednesday in every situation. (still friends with Uncle Fester, Wednesdays uncle.) loves to climb stuff and helps with anything.
a useful hand thing addams
Yea, I gave my girl “the thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family