A fork of Rural Dictionary
Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus. one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive. Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Have any of you seen the festers?
Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.
Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym? Festered
something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face) also known as something you want to do! "wish we could fester together!"
he's a total fester! i love festering, but im not a fester! festering all day long the dishes are festering all over the house! fester alert! fester alert! ewe, massive pile of fester on your right! i feel like a fester today! i look like a fester! can i borrow a piece of fester please? my room is festering with clothes everywhere! I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester! I'm bored, wanna fester? you're so annoying, all you do is fester please keep your fester to yourself. she's the queen of fester! crusty fester fester face festy mcfesterson silly fester smelly fester fat fester fest festerish
Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.
Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?