Country Dictionary

April first is. Actionable suck a dick day

Hey babe get down and dirty it’s April 1

The birthday of people who are jokes

Karen: I heard you were born on April 1?
Beatrice: Yes, why?
Karen: Because you are a total joke!

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

People born on this day are evil, it’s April fools day wich makes them naturally demonic and sarcastic.
You need to be on the lookout they can be very charming and could trick you into doing ANYTHING...

We need to careful i think her birthday is on April 1

Is the birthday of all evil.
It’s April fools day wich makes people born this day naturally demonic, evil, witty, very sarcastic and too smart for their own good. They can be charming and good looking or can seem quite innocent and sweet at first glance but that just helps them tricking you into doing literally ANYTHING

We should be careful i heard she was born on April 1...

I think so too you can almost see the devil in her eyes

Lmao you were born as a joke!

James: Hey I heard he was born on April 1
Paulo: Haha he was born as a joke!