A fork of Rural Dictionary
Date of birth if the one and only lord Ham
Guy: Yo guess what today is Other guy: What Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that
29th April is the day when dumb people are born.
Someone: Hey when's your birthday? -On 29th April. Someone: Oh, sorry man, but you must be dumb af.
National Do What Your Boyfriend Says For A Week
oh my god its april 29th! i have to do whatever my boyfriend tells me to do for a week!
Person:"Hey bro whats today?" Other person:"April 29th. Why?" Person:"It's national TikTok Day! Let's go watch and make some TikToks!" Other Person:"Okay!"
National do what your girlfriend tell you to It's a law Do it gentlemen
Her: hey baby give me $69 Him: ok ig I will cause its April 29th
April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
P1 - Do you know what day it is? P2 - No? P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th! P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches* P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!? April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
National cuddle a bear contented. National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.
Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?" Bro 2: "Monday?" Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!" Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."