A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.
"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."
A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.
Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.
When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot
He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome
A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy