A fork of Rural Dictionary
perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
to have no hair where it is suppose to be
Britney Spears;
to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."
the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.
bitch i almost died that shit balded me
I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.
Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.
when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding
"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"
Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.
Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!