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bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

Bale

B.A.L.E. To Bang And Leave Em . Or To Bang And Leave

Tom - Hey Man What Ever Happend To That Chick You Were With ? Frank - Nah Man She Was A Skee So i Had To Bale Her . Example 2 Thug 1 - Damn That Bitch Is Lookin Good. Thug 2 - Yea Man I Think Ima Bale Her

by Sikka Then Yo Average August 23, 2009

Bales

A game commonly practiced by seniors (2006) at the Toronto French School. The objective of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum.

I was skipping TOK class to play a game of bales.

by JayJayJay March 05, 2006

Bale

To overtake someone or something with blistering pace, having time to check your e-mails and taking a hot-dog before your opponent catches you up. He will instantly discover the Bartra mood. In reference to the famous run of Gareth Bale in the Copa del Rey final against Barcelona to score the winning goal in the last minutes. He left Marca Bartra out of this planet

Carlo - Why is this Aston Martin broken down in the middle of the highway with the driver weirdly terryfied ? Gareth - I just Baled 'em.

by sebvandri February 28, 2015

Bales

A game for two or more players, originating in Toronto. Historically, fans of Toronto's hockey team, the Maple Leafs, would celebrate a victory by engaging in a round of Bales. The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.

I'm not a queer or nothin, but I played a good game of Bales yesterday.

by Juh April 29, 2004

Bale

A weird guy in a bar named after Christian Bale in American Psycho

Go and talk to that guy No he seems a bit of a Bale

by Literary man May 12, 2012

baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 30, 2008