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the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

n. A compressed brick of marijuana, usually ranging in weight from 10 to 40 pounds.*

Eddy just bought a bale from some stingy guy downtown. What, is he becoming a dealer now!?

In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.

Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.

deadly or pernicious in influence

that snake is baleful

Being incredibly awkward around a girl until the point where one is irresistible

He pulled the bale last night, and she sucked his pee pee

To grievously attack, either physically or verbally, a person or group of people to such a degree that they become speechless and wet their knickers.

In reference to Actor Christian Bale.
And his well known Bale-a-thon.

"If you don't stop making eyes at that dudes chick, he's gonna go Bale on your ass."

"Forget shock and awe, we need to Bale Iraq..."